Seems like to me this baby has been teething since he’s been 2 months old. Why does he only have 5 teeth so far? Chewing on everything he can put in his mouth, car tires (matchbox of course), kitchen chair legs, balls, and my big toe. Yes, You read that right. My big TOE.
Today my lil’ Cranky pants found my big toe and decided to try it out for teething comfort. I recently had my toes painted, first time in 11 months I might add, and maybe they just look tasty to him. Thank goodness I showered before he just leaned in to chomp on what must of look like a tasty treat to him. Maybe next time I put some Baby Orajel on my toe so atleast he’ll have the calming soothing taste of berry’s instead of the flavor of Mom’s ol’ toe.
Teething biscuits, cold rags, fingers, pizza crust, rib bones, he’s had them all. But would ever posses him to think that mom’s toe would even look appetizing is beyond me. I guess I’ll have to take the nail polish off so they don’t look so dang cute and he’ll ignore them again. Just like his father in more ways than one.
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