Funniest Five Momfinitions
My FIVE funniest Momfinitions left out by Mr. Webster Dictionary.
Mommy Milkie’s:[Ma-Mee Milk-Ez] These are what Mommy has to breastfeed. No need to worry Mommy Milkie’s are always ready to serve.
Soaker: [Sew-K-her] Baby’s Morning wet diaper. Oh wow, Cranky pants sure has big morning soakers.
Doozing doodle: [doe-z-ing Dude-le]~ 1) When a child is trying to draw and falls alseep 2.) Nodding off while watching television
Jerry can’t keep his eye’s open he’s a doozing doodle.
Hoovy Snacker: [Who-V Sn-ack-R] a baby who finds snacks on the floor and eats them. “Mom, I dropped food off the table and the hoovy snacker is eating them again.”
Busta Grumpy: [Bus-ta Gr-ump-pE] 1. gas that comes from baby’s bootie 2. a.k.a a fart I swore I heard the baby busta grumpy after he ate the green beaans.
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