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Funniest Five Momfinitions

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My FIVE funniest Momfinitions left out by Mr. Webster Dictionary.

Mommy Milkie’s:[Ma-Mee Milk-Ez] These are what Mommy has to breastfeed. No need to worry Mommy Milkie’s are always ready to serve.

Soaker: [Sew-K-her] Baby’s Morning wet diaper. Oh wow, Cranky pants sure has big morning soakers.

Doozing doodle: [doe-z-ing Dude-le]~ 1) When a child is trying to draw and falls alseep 2.) Nodding off while watching television
Jerry can’t keep his eye’s open he’s a doozing doodle.

Hoovy Snacker: [Who-V Sn-ack-R] a baby who finds snacks on the floor and eats them. “Mom, I dropped food off the table and the hoovy snacker is eating them again.”

Busta Grumpy: [Bus-ta Gr-ump-pE] 1. gas that comes from baby’s bootie 2. a.k.a a fart I swore I heard the baby busta grumpy after he ate the green beaans.

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160 Responses to Funniest Five Momfinitions

  1. How cute! Good luck!

  2. Banteringblonde

    LOVE EM"!!!! And I'm going to tweet for ya!

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  4. mommaof4wife2r

    loving it…i would add one more. mommy juice…wine, for sure.

    and look, a comment and an email! woo hoo!

  5. Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by my blog. Come back any time.

    I enjoyed yours.

    Wanda (At Last…)
    http://www.atlastmilanascominhome.blogspot.com

  6. okay, too funny. glad I listened and came over from your comment!

  7. Together We Save

    These are too funny.

  8. Great definitions!!

    I have an award for you over on my blog.

  9. OMG – that was hilarious! I don't have children, but if I did, I'd be borrowing your terms.

  10. Hi honey! been super busy, but missed ya & I needed to pick up your button too! those are HILARIOUS!!!! LOL love it! good luck on the $100 is that how you win? I wasn't sure I thought you had to go to each person & submit a comment, I am so confused in this blogging world, yet. :) can I leave you a bunch of comments? LOL

  11. Very funny! Good luck to you in the contest! :)

  12. Funny! I like Mommy Milkies.

  13. Soakers is great.. I had one this morning on my bed since baby was sleeping with us last night.

    Pat
    http://www.lalapooreviews.blogspot.com

  14. Hoovy snackers too funny. Love it!! They are all great :O)

  15. strollerreviews

    Really great Momfinitions! This made me laugh in my cubical ;D

  16. Secret Mom Thoughts

    Soakers is a great word. Looking forward to potty training so I have no more soakers.

  17. I have two Hoovy Snackers and I can't wait until I don't have a Soaker anymore!!! Good luck on the challenge…I found your site through the blog hop on Tuesday and I really like your blog! I am your newest follower. :)

  18. Very Funny.Hope you win the contest. Thanks for visiting Grampys Place.

  19. That last one would be BOTH of my children – I think they throw them on the floor so they will be there later when they want to eat them!

  20. Ewww… Hoovy Snacker. Hopefully My Hoovy Pup gets there before any kiddos. LOL