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Dear UPS Driver from the Eyes of a 3 yr old

You bring my mommy boxes and everyone is for her. I need to know which on has Toys in it? She’s making me angry! She say it just has stupid fings like Shampoo, lotions, n a bag. I don’t like stupid shampoo. I want the boxes with the toys in it. Don’t you come back here unless your bring Hot wheels, Lightening McQueen, or Transformers. I need Toys!

I can’t get the boxes open eveither. There’s tape on them. If you can get them open and give them to me then I can get in there. My mommy is not foolin me. There’s toys in there. I’m really ANGRY.

I want toys! More and More Toys. She say Santa’s bringing toys but I’m a bad boy so he won’t bring me nuffin. I’m Mad! I’m gonna punch him and punch you. Get in that truck and look for the boxes with the toys.

Mommy keeps laughin. Why she laughin? She’s not foolin me!

Awww MAN! No Toys! Mommy You go to bed right now! Your a bad girl. I need toys!

Fanks,
SON OF

G

Comments

  1. KIDOONS Network says:

    That was really entertaining! LOL, in my case, they just like popping the bubble wrap! (And I'm not talking about kids, more like adults! =/)

  2. Xmas Dolly says:

    You know as I was reading that I could almost hear him saying that exact same thing. Too funny! Only thing is when you were little with your siblings you'd rather play in the boxes! You guys didn't care what was in the boxes. Ahhh, what a difference a generation makes! LOL

  3. LT says:

    That is just too cute! Every time we pull up to the house and there is a box on the porch my 3 year old son says "Maybe it's toys!"
    Thanks for the smile today!

  4. blueviolet says:

    Poor guy. In a couple of weeks, maybe a few of those boxes may just hold a treasure or two! :)

  5. Heatherlyn says:

    HAHA! My kids do not care much what is inside. They simply like opening the boxes. :)